A special one for all the ladies... I just love this, I have read it before and think we all need some humour in our lives from time to time so enjoy this one just for fun...
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. Any attempt made to document, destroy or throw THE RULES away could result in bodily harm.
15. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. The female is ready when she is ready
18. The male must be ready at all times.
19. The male who doesn’t abide by The Rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
20. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.